Mr. Right Now

All girls must have a "Mr.Right Now". This is the guy friend who is always ready and available to hang out with you, and may or may not like you as more than a friend. He is always ready to party till dawn, and do things you wish you didn't remember in the morning. He's not “Mr. Right,” but he may be good enough to be “Mr. Right Now.”

girl: my boyfriend just left me can we hang out
Mr. Right Now: sure, anytime.

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el macho grande ding-dong

1.) a Mexican male whore with huge, huge, huge, penis
2.) someone with a huge, huge, huge, penis

wow that guys got an el macho grande ding-dong
or
holy shit look at el macho grande ding-dong

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