DL

n. Disabled List. From sports lingo.

Jason Giambi is on the DL after Steinbrenner kicked his ASS for getting off the 'roids.

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four on the floor

n. Indicates that a car has a four-speed transmission, where the shifter is "on the floor" rather than on the steering column.

That old camaro had a 454 with four on the floor.

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the ranch

n. the house, the crib, the place where you hang your hat.

Let's head back to the ranch.

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g-man

n. An FBI agent, Federal marshal, or other law enforcement officer who can kick your ASS.

Eliot Ness was the original G-man.

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ten spot

n. A ten-dollar bill

That nigga owes me a ten spot!

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laws of thermodynamics

1. Energy cannot be created nor destroyed.
2. In a closed system, the potential energy of the state will always be less than that of the initial state.
3. The entropy of all pure perfect crystals is zero at absolute zero. (It is, of course, impossible to get to absolute zero.)

1. you can't win
2. you can't break even
3. you can't quit

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pull all the stops

1. v. i. To go balls out, put forth a great effort.
2. v. i. To take a risk, go out on a limb.
Pipe organs have little plungers called stops which control the volume. When the stops are pushed all the way in, the sound is very quiet. When pulled all the way out, the sound is very loud.

She pulled all the stops and cooked me a delicious candlelit dinner. Then she pulled all the stops and asked me if I thought she looked fat in that dress.

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