county mounty

n. Trucker-speak for a county sheriff or sheriff's deputy. See bear, smokey bear, bear report, city kitty, local yokel, evel knievel.

County Mounties generally won't pull you over.

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number one

n. urination

I gotta go do a number one

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hammer

n. Trucker-speak for gas pedal. see hammer lane, hammer down

Hammer down.

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even money

A sure thing, a slam dunk, something that is in the bag. From gambling lingo.

If there's only one horse in the race, then it's even money that the one horse is going to win the race.

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bajunkajunk

n. 1. A booty that's big, but not the right shape. A misshapen badonkadonk.
2. A true badonkadonk, but is used and tore up.

That ain't no badonkadonk, that's a bajunkajunk.

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it's on

what you say when the battle/showdown is about to begin, or when you want to fight someone after school.

It's on, mother trucker!

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hammer down

Trucker-speak for hurry up, give it more gas, etc. see pedal to the metal

Trucker: We're late, so hammer down.

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