fork

v. a method of cuddling or having sex similar to spooning but with both cuddlers' legs intertwined; one of four utensil positions

When i demonstrated the utensil positions on him, he said that forking was his favorite.

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charlie rosen

the fucking best ever; something to obsess over

omg this ice cream is soo charlie rosen. i could eat it everyday and i would still want more of it.

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lesbino

n.
1. an albino lesbian
2. common misspelling of "lesbian" amongst 5-7 year-olds

1. "You know that girl Sophia, with no pigmentation? I heard that last night she went down on Meg, that mullet chick who's on the field hockey team."
2. a six year-old's official list of bad words: asswhole, basterd, bich, hell, lesbino, penis, sex, vajina

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utensil

n.
the four utensil positions are the: spoon, fork, spork, and knife

They got really stoned and experimented with all the utensil positions the whole night.

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