Forrest Gump

A badass mothafucker who taught Elvis, was a Football Superstar, Vietnam War Hero, Ping Pong Legend, Shrimp Selling Millionaire, Track Running sensation, Punched a Bitch, and banged a whore named Jenny.

Forrest Gump will kick your ass.

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Chocolate Pudding Hangover

CPH is the result of mass chocolate pudding consumption. Groaning, Stomach Growling, Diarrhea, Vomet, Queezy Feelings and other fun stuff.

The 7 year old ate the whole pack and had a Chocolate Pudding Hangover for the rest of the night.

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