Gift

G.I.F.T.

Grandma I'd Fuck Tonight.
Whether her and her kids are sluts at a young age or you're just really into wrinkles, her shaggy poon is a Gift to you.

"I don't care how many little bastards she's got, I'd still pound that Gift's decrepit old ass."

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Mack Truck

Heavy flirting, pulling out the stops for that head-on hit-on.
Macking like your life depended on it.

Dude, she's my soulmate; I was mackin' her like a truck.
But she passed ya like a Mazda.
I know, who can resist my rollin' mack truck?

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