Zabrak

A fictional race in Star Wars that comes from the planet Iridonia and sports numerous short horns on the top of the head.

Darth Maul is one baddass Zabrak, Eeth Koth isn't quite so cool.

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water bangles

Sheep shit on dew grass. A very old irish expression. A 'bangle' is sheep shit.

Ach Shamus! Me arse is wet n sticky. I sat down on a water bangle.

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rasputin

Come on guys, this is a very hairy girl-down there.

Jes, Bill, tell your girlfriend to shave. When I went down on her, Rasputin was waitin for me.

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Tre Cool

An untalented drummer for a horrible band. Is also is a homosexual and dislikes women.

I saw tre cool on MTV yesterday...He said he likes to climb things. He was talking with a heavy lisp.

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mott

Yet another word for a big, unkempt hairy vagina.
Like growler, it's a dirty old matted jungle of a thing.

Hey love, yer Mott's so thick I heard kukaburras in there.

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mippit

A very awesome human being

Dude your such a mippit...

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tl;dr

Too Long; Didn't Read

Literally translates to: That was too long to read.
Really translates to: I'm too lazy to read the entirety of what you said, but I still want to say something.

Now, instead of just dropping capitals the modern internet communicator also drops tiresome reading! The time savings will be incredible.

Person A: Hi, do you know anything about where Jamie and Brad are?
Person B: tl;dr
Person A: Uh... How should I have said that?
Person B: do u no where jamie n brad r
Person A: AGH... It burns!

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