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Historically known as "the vagina of the mouth," this area has gained recent popularity among "headventurers" for remaining constantly wet and sensitive.
Headventurer:"Sheila, lets try something new"
Sheila: "oh ya, put it in my undertongue"
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one who has willingly been the recipient of cum from numerous sources
Guy A: "man, Brittnay looks hot tonight!"
Guy B: "bro, i wouldnt fuck her with your dick, and Jim pushing."
Guy A: (looks confused)
Guy B: "bitch is Cumtaminated!"
Guy A: " Oh, word" (Guy A adds while grinning with acceptance)
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A highly regarded member of the jewish faith who is revered for his aljewistic efforts and his remarkable ability to mench-press more than most.
Ari: Did you hear about this man, Saul Moskowitz?
David: I did hear of this man, Saul, you speak of. Isn't he the one who single-handedly mench-pressed 7 Rabbis ?
Ari: Yes, this is the same man we have been talking about.
David: Quite the Jewmanitarian this Saul Moskowitz we have been speaking of, is!
A term of art used to describe one's community of jewish acquaintances.
Ari: have you spoken to Saul Moskovitz lately?
Noah: Paul Moskovitz? The Urologist?
Ari: No, Saul. The Butcher!
Noah: I do not know this man you speak of!
Ari: Oy, Noah, you live in such a small Jewniverse!
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andy and i dont currently have box on demand, but we hate chris because he gets vag 24/7
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The illustrious honor given to a NCAA football team that misses bowl season.
Congratulations 5-7 UT, you just earned a bid to the Toilet Bowl!
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