whenever

corrupted use of the word "when," often used by those less educated or those surrounded by less educated people; this is not the definition of the actual, correct, use of whenever as in "Whenever I go to Bills house, I smell something weird"

I saw a snake at 3pm, whenever I went to my friends house yesterday.

You knocked on the door whenever the movie started.

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whenever

When NerF says whenever he means: December 24, 2004

Artesh: you said whenever

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whenev

shorthand for whenever used commonly by the same people that say whatev

Dude: When do y'all want to go eat?
Reply: Whenev...

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Whenever

Sometime between now and infinity

Person 1: "Come over whenever"
Person 2: "When is whenever"
Person 1: "Some time between now and infinity. Or when you feel like it. Which should be some time between now and infinity."

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whenever's cheddar

at whatever such time is deemed suitable for all parties involved.

"Hey, Marky, when are we hitting up the bars?"
"Whenever's cheddar, my dude."

duke nukem whenever

A nickname for videogame duke nukem forever, based on the fact that 3d realms are waiting for a real nukewar before launching it.

For over nine years, they've been making this game. Expected in 1997, then a few years later, now the end of the year.

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Whenever Colin arrives

When you know something will never happen.

Hey John will you help me do the dishes? yeah whenever Colin arrives!

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