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Its when your on the shitter and then you whip your ass and blow your nose with the same piece of toilet paper
Jon: I was pooping and the i gave myself and African paint job
Tron: eeeeew that gross
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A girl that will make you ejaculate in a cup during sex to then try to read your future with it like it was tea leaves. Usually, they are crazy beyond repair and well use healing crystals as butt plugs.
Marc: How was that girl you hooked up with last night?
Jeremie: Bro she was a Sperm Witch when I cam she put my cum in a cup and said I was going to die in 3 years
Marc: You need to get a healing crystal to protect you
Its what hobos use as currency when they don't have any money
Joel: Shit I'm out of booze
Max: just buy some with your sand dollars
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A Shitler is when you give a Rimjob to your lover and they have a dirty ass so you get a brown patch on your top lip that looks like a Hitler mustache
Joel: Hey Remi I heard you hooked up with Nadia last night
Remi: Yeah bro I gave her a Rimjob and when I when to the bathroom later I realized she gave me a Shitler
Joel: Next time make sure to wipe her ass before you go in there
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When you pipe a bitch down and her snatch starts making cream white gravy and you dip some fries into it as a mid-sex snack.
Isaac: Man this sex has me burnt out
Terrie: Just take some of the leftover McDonalds fries and make a Pussy Poutine
Isaac: Good idea now I can fuck you for another 2 minutes!
A black magician at a child's birthday party
Dad: Johnny is going to be 7 on Friday
Mom: I know I hired a nigger mage for the party!
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A College Paintjob is when you pipe down a girl and before you nut you scream, cum on your hand and with cover her face with that cum. Once the deed is done you leave the building regardless of who owns the house.
Marc: Hey Isaac how was the night with Vanessa?
Isaac: Bro, you wouldn't believe it she would not shut up about astrology so I had to give her a college paint job
Marc: That's crazy bro you just left her to spread eagle in your house. I respect you