trust

hard won, easily lost, and never fully regained

I used to trust my wife, we had been married for 20 years, then one day I came home and she was fucking the mailman, since I can't trust her anymore she has to wear a tracking device at all times.

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fish stick

a slang term for pot

hey pass that fish stick, i am going to get wasted

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Iced Brownie

The girl proceeds to take a bite out of a luciouse brown turd, as you are blowing a load of cum in her face!

My girlfriend was hungry so I gave her an Iced Brownie.

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mouse-trap

the location where one keeps his cheese. A money clip or wallet.

"How much cheese you got in the mouse trap tonight?"

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texas-two-step

When you are driving, want to change lanes, and there is someone in the other lane...Quickly jerk the wheel into that lane but stay in your lane. This panics the driver and as they hit the brakes, you get the room you need to safely move into that lane.

This car will not let me over, time to do the texas two step.

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drunk mike

one who sucks dick for coke.

look at that drunk mike sucking dick for coke.

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eichhörnchen

squirrel in the german language

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