VagNIAGRA

One of those intentional mispellings of Viagra, used to get past email spam blockers. This one, however, sounds more like it would be a pill that increases a woman's flow during her period.

I thought I was ordering some Viagra off the internet, but instead they sent me a case of VagNIAGRA. What the hell am I going to do with this crap?!

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Particles

Pronounced "par ti cleez." He was the Greek god of quality-looking cheap furniture and the spokesperson for Rooms To Go.

Speaker 1: "Hey, Chuck got a new case for his home entertainment center. I heard it's pretty nice."
Speaker 2: "No. I saw it, and it's pretty cheesy. He'll be praying to Particles the first time someone puts a cold cold drink down on the wood."

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