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The destination of the sunshine bus. A jolly place.
Happy camp is stupid incarnate.
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A hooker with rabies, who froths.
eewwwwwwww, that is fucked up dude
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The zombie check is for when you wake up after a hard nights drinking and aren't sure if you are alive or not,
This simple test involves getting a shotgun and having your left leg blown off. If you didn't mind that much and are alive in 6 hours you pass the test and you have conclusive proof you are a zombie.
The test can be used on siblings and friends if you suspect at all that they may indeed be the walking dead.
Disclaimer:
This test does not make you very popular with the test subject, but hey, at least you know for sure!
"I thought I was a zombie so performed the test, turns out I was!! So I spend 4 months in rehab and haven't eaten brains since!"
"thanks to the zombie check i havent been attacked by a real zombie for months, now i can be certain!"
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a little red monster bug thing that chases you and attacks you untill you blow it away or it explodes due to over-excitement, makes a funny chirping sound, comes from snark nests
ahhhhh snarks!! run!! there's too many and i only got a gauss gun!!
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the act of going from one piece to many pieces in a short space of time, C4 or TNT used to speed up process
hoho, look at him, he's blowing up *SPLAT*
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God's special people is another word for retards, it mostly refers to jocks, or cavemen.
These people falsely believe that they are above you in every way just because their muscle mass (in stone) exceeds their IQ and can administer gang beatings whenever they like.
Later in life these will be the people that serve you your food and have to get used to calling you 'sir'.
god's special people are destined to come to a dead end in life, but hey, at least they are better at throwing a ball around than all the other idiots in the box company/(insert monotonous dead end job)!
"yeah, i coulda gone pro, if only i wasn't a complete knobend and only good at this sport when i play people much smaller than me"
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A phrase of confirmation used by infidels worldwide.
Originally stemming from the primary infidelicism when the spannish and the morrocans came together to discuss how to become infidelic before each going their separate ways and founding their own infidelogy.
The phrase is a bastardisation of the utterances: "hola, no entiendo", "cuΓΒ‘les son usted que dice" and "sacerdote estΓΒΊpido", which have matured and evolved over centuries to become "fo' shizzle ma infidizzle!" due to strange cultural differences.
infidel1: fo' shizzle ma infidizzle!
infidel2: 'ight!
infidel3: ?
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