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The only woman in the world who will still cradle you in her arms even if you've stabbed her loving heart each time you've hung up her calls, thrown away her delicious food just because your friends thought Subway was cool; got a red-ink stained progress report; told her to go away in the presence of your apparently 'cool' friends, ignored her for telling you to do your school work before play; taking juvenile revenge on her for only protecting you from the seemingly harmless evils in the world around you.
And still say she loves you and you will always be her child, no matter what.
It's not just the placenta that forms a bond between a mother and a child.
It's the mother herself who loves her child unconditionally.
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I love my mother and I absolutely hate myself because I am yehdjncmsaoajeu (aka doesn't deserve to be my mother's child)
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A platform game born in 1981, one of the first of it's type, by Japanese company Nintendo.
The unexpected side of Eminem.
Dude, I just saw Eminem's Donkey Kong score on twitpic! Woah that guy has an alter ego!
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The most awesome digital camera in the world
Dude, you should have been there at our pool party!! We had a hell lotta fun taking pictures underwater with my new Sony Cybershot Tx5
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high school teenager whose vast collection of boyfriends fall primarily under the category of jocks.
the supposedly hot girl every guy wants to date.
evil because she has a weakness for football players with tight abs and big arms and cares not for personality.
Hence, EVIL JOCK CONCUBINE.
PS- Psychologically harmful to incompetent non-jock males.
Is unaware of her classmates.
Term invented by Miles, from Transformers.
Mikaela Banes from Transformers is an evil jock concubine.
She dates Trent when Sam is obviously the better dude.
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Something real celebrities do to get a license to become fake ones
The process of injecting inorganic substances under the skin of one's nose so as to make it look more 'appealing'
The cause for idols becoming enemies
Something demeaning
Dude, Charice got a nose job. I hate her even more.
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The most brilliant actor in the entire history of brilliant actors
07's Sexiest Man Alive
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Matt Damon Eyes: Grey-blue eyes with a calm energy about them
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To Matt Damon someone: To bowl over someone with such uber-brilliance, they might never recover from their charmed trance, even if it happened unconsciously/subconsciously
She watched The Bourne Ultimatum two years ago, and she still can't get over Matt Damon's brilliance
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My kitten was a female, too bad; I couldn't name her Matt even though she had these beautiful Matt Damon Eyes
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Shia LaBeouf is the only thing that has helped me get over Matt Damon
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Screamer of the century.Lead vocalist of Linkin Park.
Chester Bennington is the best rock singer ever.
A very devoted person,he says tattoos are like marriage-theyre permanent.
Currently married to ex model Talinda Bentley.
He has 3 kids,all of whom play soccer.
He wears spectacles but removes them onstage.
He was a waiter,but he loves his current job so much,he even spent one birthday practising to get some chords right.
He is the latest addition to the nu metal band Linkin Park.
He has the loudest voice,and often wears white clothes that are a wee bit too tight.
Because of him,New Divide is the best metal song anyone would want to hear.
Lp fan 1.0:"dude,i got Mike Shinoda's autograph!!!"
Lp fan 2.0:"yeah so,i got Chester Bennington's!"
Lp fan 3.0:"i'm the luckiest.i got both!"
Lp fans 1.0 and 2.0:*OMG expression*
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