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Lego feet

When having sex and your kid leaves legos on the floor. The when you step on them you eject it inside.

Last night I had lego feet with my girl. It was painful but amazing.

by ifckedyourm0m February 4, 2023


Screeching cat

When you having sex and think of a cat then screech like one suprising your partner while ejecting.

List night I was a screeching cat with my husband.

by ifckedyourm0m February 4, 2023