Delias

A teenage girl store that has gone pretty mainstream, spreading to a mall near you. Cute clothes that are supposed to be 'alternative' but most people buy them. Large assortment of print t-shirts that are a big hit. Teenage girls who like this store also tend to like American Eagle, Urban Outfitters, H&M, ect.

Mary- omg! A&F is supa stoopid. We should like go check out Delias. Its like so totally different and cool.

...NEXT DAY...

Mary: Oh what a coincedence!
Other girl at school: did you get that shirt a Delias?
Mary: yah...
Other girl at school: yah, me too...

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4/20

when all the the lil' kiddies get high and jus all around fucked up. A religious holiday considering it falls on a sunday and passover weekend.

Mom- Honey, I just realized its 4/20 and I let our son, Jimmy go over Bob's house all day. wow, i know what they are doing...
Dad- Shit!

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babysitting

Time people spend at other people's houses chasing after their runny nosed bratty kidz while they are out having a good time. Your also expected to feed, entertain, play with, tell lies to, and read bedtime stories to their demon children. But it is a lucrative business and easy to get into.

GIRL1-I'm babysitting
GIRL2-haha have fun with that...
GIRL1-well, at least I'll be able to buy some pot next weekend!

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