boom boom

sex in japan or hong kong.

mama song boom boom.. sister song boom boom

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mexican paper

Old Mexican paso's ( grande paso bills before 1965 )

I was making my way in the cargo mucho mountian when I had a
hot-a-leta. I had used my last mexican paper. Now I stay by the all American canal and use water for my hot-a-leta's. Sorry my amigos U stinken amercanios dont put port-a-potty's
in the Desert !!!

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mexican tree

mexican tree is called a Palo Verde tree (hispanic for green)

mexican tree man Jose was nude is a Palo verde tree trying to catch quail. Now that hurts!!

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mexican house

Poor mans casa. built above ground in iron wood trees.

sid took a wife. being poor built a mexican house in a Palo Verde tree. It was a 2 holer ( holes on each side of bed). Sid and wife were lazy mexicans when they took a dump they just kicked hard stuff out of bed & down the hole.

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mexican poker

card game that all mexicans like to play. In mexico they play mostly near liquor stores.

In Los Angles a maxican man walks into a liquor store and asks where is the game? another man points to sign on back wall. sign said. " Liquor up front mexican poker in rear "

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mexican fighter

mexican fighter uses boxing gloves and eats lots Chile !

I'm a retired mexican fighter, my father is a retired mexican fighter. I just found out my dad has diarrhea.
now I'm a slap happy mexi with a crap happy daddy no mas hot-a-leta chiles for me! does it get better than this?

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mexican yankee

any mexican south of canada

mexican yankee sat under a tree pulling his wankee. I voice came down from canada said " son if u make juce fly u die". Now that mexican yankee ran all the way back to mexico city just so he can pull his wankee in peace.

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