suffermore

A person who is always sicker than or worse off than you. if you say , you are a bit tired , thay are exhausted. If you are snowed under, they tell you to try with six kids.

shekhar: "damn, that fucker ran up the back of my car."
mr. suffermore: "pff, it's nothin compared to the car accident we had in summer of 1999"

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gnsd

heh.
well its another of those sleepy ways to sign off/retire... wen u dont have enow energy left to write the whole thing.

it actually expands for :

"GOOD NIGHT & SWEET DREAMS".

mj & aks are friends chattin on the net...

mj: dude i gtg its way too late, got a presentation tommorrow.

aks: omg , presentation and all.

mj: just a small one...eh... more so coz um wiped...

aks: okey then, gnsd , take care.

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eyesberg

The icy look a teenage boy gives to his mother when he wants her to stop talkin to his gf.

lass: "well, y did u eyesberg her while i was talkin to her"

beau: "ohhh...so u saw it, u know wat....forget it....u wont understand"

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cosmetic perjury

noun:
the tactful response required when u meet an acquaintance who has proudly changed hi/her hair, face or body in a failed attempt to improve his/ her appearance.

aks:"dude did u see that guy, what crap has he done to his hair,looks like he's got a broom up his head"
mj:"so , did u manage the cosmetic perjury??"

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katahara itai

Japanese, for the action of laughing so much that one side of your abdomen hurts.

aks: "how was the show man."

mj: "it was PFG, all of it left me katahara itai."

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romcom

A romantic comedy.

PS: yeah i know i m as lazy as snail.

mojo: "how was the movie".
aks: "yeah, gr8 i loved it, it wasa romcom."

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hope couture

noun :
the item of clothin you keep for years in the vain hopin you might fit back into it someday.

mj:" hey dude this pair of jeans is a kinda hope couture for me...

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