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A Handjob Suzie is a girl that like to rub one off for the guy she is fucking around with, then slurp on some cock afterwards.
Guy 1: Did you take that chick home last night?
Guy 2: Sure did! She's a Handjob Suzie!
How print designers design websites. Instead of using standard text, they make their paragraphs using large graphics where they can control everything about the type.
Reuben uses paragraphics because he doesn't understand web design.
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A girl who craves some sperm in her face. If she's lucky, she'll also get a some in her hair.
I blew it all over that Spunk Monkey's face. Holy shit it was awesome!
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A girl who craves some sperm in her face. If she's lucky, she'll also get a some in her hair.
I blew it all over that spunk monkey's face. Holy shit it was awesome!
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Every normal, straight man's dream job
When I grow up, I want to be in porn!
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