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homance

A homosexual romance.

Will you be in a homance with me?

by jaydawg3000 April 30, 2009

17πŸ‘ 59πŸ‘Ž


Gives You Hell

Lyrics to The All American Reject's "Gives You Hell." These three words along with other parts of the lyrics are usually a.) sung or b.) whispered creepily in someone's ear. If someone does the latter, they will never regret it and be labeled as the "creeper."

Julie: "When you see my face hope it gives you hell. When you walk my way I hope it GIVES YOU HELL."
Kristen: "TEAM WE GOT A CREEPER ON THE LOOSE."

by jaydawg3000 May 1, 2009

27πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Danipoo

A red-headed girl who played the main character in the story of Danielle the Poop. She was a poop. She is not only an obnoxiously loud and beautiful girl, but she is going to marry a Ginger, to have ultra red-headed, Chuckie from Rugrats, looking babies. She chews gum like a cow, but otherwise, is pretty cool. If you know a Danipoo, you are one lucky individual, as she makes a great lesbian lover.

Oh, Danipoo, I love you with a passion of a thousand burning suns and your red hair. Meet me in the dunes.

by jaydawg3000 April 28, 2009

26πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Life

Life is a gumball machine because you never know what you are going to get until you open the little door at the bottom, and sometimes it is poop because a homeless guy put poop in the gumball machine.

Victim one: Yay, I got red!
Victim two: My life is better, it's purple!
Victim three: Aw man, I got some poop.

by jaydawg3000 July 2, 2009

27πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Brittanica

A Brittish girl with one of those annoying accents. She has had one boob removed. Just one. Weird right? If you see the Brittanica, run the other way..but would you be able to outrun her Native American blow gun? (pervs) Let's just hope you never find out, as if you do, we will never find out and know the truth about this grotesque beast. Oh that Brittanica, she used to be good back in the day. However, the one boob removal made her bitter. Oh, if she says she hates you, don't worry about it; it means nothing coming from a one boobed freak.

Julie: have you heard about that grotesque monster they call brittanica?
Brittany: Yeah, weird right? She only has one boob. How does she wear a bra?

by jaydawg3000 May 1, 2009

14πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Hillside Jive

SWEET folk band with subtle traces of Bob Dylan fused with Irish heritage and facial hair.

RollingStone raves the Hillside Jive is the best coached bearded band in the area.

by jaydawg3000 January 10, 2010

8πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Summer Vacation

The Summer Vacation is the word that describes the "recess" of the students during the summer. However, this word is just the codeword for the loophole teachers get to assign work, so despite popular belief, it's really not a recess at all. Students are just being brainwashed and don't realize they still have school on their summer "vacation."

Student 1: Yes!!! Summer Vacation is here!
Student That Possesses Superior Knowledge: You mean secret summer workload is here?

by jaydawg3000 June 20, 2009

34πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž