lopez

A character from a funny Kids in the Hall skit.

Hey Lopez you there?

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meat curtains

vagina lips

Mary Jayne had her meat curtains tore up by Willy last night

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cock block

when some fag ruins your game wit a female. . sometimes done intentionally

When your bouts to get your dick sucked right. . and your boy drunk as fuck comes in a sits next to you to talk about this hoe he was spittin at

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cigarette

n. a little cigar that is wrapped with paper and not tobacco leaves.

"my definition of cigarrette is the best. it should be in the OED."

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Le Chat et Le Gangster

The best book ever about a soft hearted gangster who falls for a cat and gets caught

Woah Le Chat et Le Gangster est super!

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php

A server-side scripting language that kicks the living shit out of PERL and A$P.

<?php
$arr = array(
"1" => "PERL sucks",
"2" => "ASP sucks"
);

print_r($arr);
?>

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drive by

farting while walking by a co-workers workstation

wtf is that smell? that mf'er must have done a drive by, cuz it wasn't me.

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