Toast the testicles

The act of passing gas with your clothes on such that the heat from the fart is trapped in your pants and then passes across your balls and warms them. testicles, balls, scrotum, penis, junk, fart, break wind, pass gas, gouch, butt, butthole

I showered because I had to toast the testicles when I was laying on the sofa.

Tweet punch

A tweet that serves as a theoretical punch to the face or gut of your opponent with regard to an argument or lively discussion on Twitter. You use facts and evidence that are so powerful that the person you’re verbally jousting with cannot recover. tweet, Twitter, tweet storm, tweetpunch, retweet, knockout, jab, tweet reply, social media, like

Some extremist came at me hard about Trump being the greatest president ever. I had to tweet punch him about my list of greatest presidents and the facts to back me up. He backed down immediately.

Football fellatio

The act of compressing, rubbing, massaging or deflating a football to break it in to the specifications of a quarterback.

I saw the trainer in the locker room performing football fellatio on several balls to get them ready for the big game. quarterback special, pigskin patdown, ball busting, football fondling, football flaccidity

hippiechic swag

Millennials who come from wealthy families, but dress like bums, wear braids or dreadlocks and live in ways that would make you think they are poor. On closer inspection, the clothes they wear are designer goods made to look old, they get their hair done at expensive salons and live in high-end neighborhoods.
They seem to wander through their 20s and 30s without a care, but that's because they are rich and don't have to work. bohemian, rich kids, rich, millennials, spoiled, hippies, hipsters, the 1%, swag, designer clothes, fashion, Polo, Louis Vuitton, Chanel

I get so tired of these super rich millennials parading around in their hippiechic swag protesting the 1% when mom and dad are the 1%.

Repairman's remorse

The inconvenient time off from work a person takes to wait for a repairman who often never comes anyway. repair, repairman, repairman syndrome,brokedown, broke, repairman, plumber, air conditioner, handyman, holiday, vacation, time off, fix, fix-it man, appliances, tv, time off, work, job, lost productivity, cable guy

I definitely have repairman's remorse, I've been sitting here all day and the repairman still has not shown up.

ribitis

The sudden craving for barbeque ribs. barbeque, barbeque ribs, ribs, itis, pork ribs, baby back, beef ribs, grill, smoke

My neighbor next door is grilling and the smoke blowing across the fence gave me a sudden case of ribitis. I am on my way to the rib shack to get my eat on!

Mag stacking

Binding or taping gun magazines together on a semiautomatic or automatic weapon to make it easier to reload a fresh magazine when shooting.

We are going out on a dangerous mission and we may run into a lot of enemy soldiers, so mag stacking is a must. gun, bullets, weapon, gun magazine, soldier, rifle, semiautomatic, automatic, machine gun, m4, m16, ak47

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