douchebagitus

A contagious form of douchebaggery where a person you hang around with is such a douchebag, it rubs off on others where they too become douchebags.

I must have douchebagitus because my friends were decent when I met them. Now they are all douchesniffers.

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intrapenisly

IP abbr.

A drug or other substance administered into or within the penis.

That dude is hardcore. He uses all his drugs intrapenisly.

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telesnort

when a person fills a bendy straw with drugs, inserts the smaller end to another persons nostril and blows quickly to blast them directly to the brain.

I want this shit to hit me quick. Will you give me a telesnort?

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grouger

The grandma version of a couger

Let s go to the nursing home to pick up some grougers.

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doo doo bomb

Noun doo-doo bom To send a picture of an epic turd to an unexpecting friend via email or text in hopes the recipient gets upset or possibly pukes

I got a re doo doo bomb when I sent my friend a pic of my epic turd.

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douchesniffer

The maximum level of douchescocity.

That asshole is a the biggest douche ever. He s a douchesniffer piece of shit

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douchescacity

a mesurment of how big of a douche bag one can be.1st level douche bag. 2nd level doucher. 3rd level which is the highest doucheshniffer.

That basterd has reached maximum douchescacity. He's a freakin doucheshniffer.