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an absolutely bangingly steamey shit!
"dude, i just took a thumper on your dads chest whilst he was sleeping!!"
29π 67π
when a female transexual tries to orgasm after surgery, then gets her male partner to drag his penis across her chest, spelling out her name with his sperm and then setting it alight.
"hey jobob, you up for a sweat drenched clit drabber sesh?"
25π 26π
jabbing ones penis into anothers silicone breast until your penis unloads.
"ear jeffold, i enjoyed our session of siliconing last nite underneath the christmas tree, it was a joyous occassion, lets do it again tomorow you slapper"
23π 10π
placing your thumb into ones crevice.
"i believe we should fornicate by getting thumbed, what do you say husband?"
44π 11π
forcing a Holy bible into ones gash.
"vicar, lets do that again!"
"what do you mean?"
"like what jesus did to the jews!"
"oh, THAT thing"
"lets go bishoping up your wrinkly grandma!"
22π 13π
crabs running around your pants
"shit!!there crabs all over my dads brown tinged gashtic fiend thong!"
15π 5π
an amazing spazzmodicc masterbation band from blakburn and burnley in the uk.
"lets go shag a fruit pastel in the garden of eden whilst listening to tides of sephra!"
10π 4π