star power

Once upon there was a group of 5 lesbian whores who decided they needed a moniker to legitimize their bullshit, rug-munching lives. In between pillowfight orgies and petty feuds, they have been know to occaisionally mate with vertically challenged coxswains and balless sophomores. Pretty lame.

Slut 1: "So oh my godddddd guyysssss, we're star power, like TOTES cool!"

Bitchtit 2: "I knowwww, hey since we're starrrr powerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr and all, do you guysss wannnnnaaaaaaa do it, right here right now?"

All: "YAYYYYYYYYY"

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