CSS

1. Cock Sucking Service.
2 Usually used when a woman has no talent anything related to Web pages but gets a job on that field. You wonder how she got the job and later knowing she applied CSS with the management

Man 1: Hey men, what happened to your application?
Man 2: I didn't get the job. that bitch applied CSS to overpower me. damn! ik ik..

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spatot

just like spakol, A fusion of Spa and Kantot! A "special" service offered in a "special" spa for REAL men!

Alvin loves spatot. He schedules this every friday.

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tableless

1. This is what you need to do to be promoted quickly in a Company.
2. This is an "under the table" strategy but promotes you faster since there is no table to limit the person when executing the deed to his boss.
3. Best combined with the word CSS (see def #7 of css)

1. Cher is a new hire from the company. After applying
tableless CSS with his boss. she was immediately promoted to be a Team Leader.

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call boy

-A (prisoner)agent(slave) receiving calls in a Call Center company or any company that involves taking calls for product support or information inquiries from consumers.
-Victims of involuntary termination due to unknown political reasons from the Management.

Pete: What's your job bro!
Joe: I'm a call boy!
Pete: Fuuuuckk!! Me too, we need to get a "real job" someday..
Joe: I hope so Pete.. I hope so.. Once a call boy, will always be a call boy. *sniff

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one below

1. When an ass of a woman is one level below its normal position arranged by God.
2. Usually from over sex, a woman's ass sags down one level below the normal alignment from its normal position.

Man 1: Whoa! look at her ass, it's big but it's one below!
Man 2: Yeah, it sucks be like her.

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optic orb

Poor eyesight but when it comes to boobies and chicks.. Everything seems clear!

Jose: WOW! will you look at that boobies, happiness starts at 34B!
Stranger: ooohh.. now that's optic orb!

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G-Vat

1. Also known as "Gloria Vat"
2. It's a Value Added Tax of the former President of the Philippines - Gloria Macapagal Arroyo. Mostly the victim of the said tax are the middle class citizen in the Philippines. 30% of their monthly salary have to go to the pocket of government officials also known as stolen money. Elite class and Squatter class is not suffering from this kind of anomaly.

Man 1: Bro, how much is your monthly salary and how much is your tax?

Man 2: Well, my monthly salary is 10,000 Php but my monthly tax is 5,245.

Man 1: How come?

Man 2: There's G-Vat, SSS, pag-ibig, philhealth deductions and all the scamming tactics of corrupt people in the Philippines.

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