Boner frigate

An organisation, community, or place typified by frustrated homosexual energy, typically male.

My brother works in IT at Yale — during the day it seems like a friendly place, but if you saw their web logs at night — man, that place is a boner frigate.

Off-roading

A bowel movement involving faeces, diarrhea, and flatulence in quick succession or in combination.

I shouldn’t have had that mango lassi with dinner — it will send me off-roading later tonight.

hard lard

An obese person with an aggressive, militant personality.

The chef is quite affable in public, but in the kitchen — he’s a real hard lard.