kalebration

Kaleb is probably one of the gayest and

uncreative names i've ever seen. Usually

postulated by elitist parentals who think their

demon spawn is the shit.. when in reality the

dude is just a little turdabator who believes in

misandribation because his arrogance compells

dumb women to cumply to his disgusting and

putrid illwill; thus backing up the definiton of

many before him who somehow think that their

shit smells like freedom

Why do guys named Kaleb think they're so hot? Thier mommy is an alchy and their dad sucks cawck.. it's only a matter of kalebration

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lamp

Licking A Mean Pussy

Hey what's that snorg tees shirt mean? The one that says I love (and shows a lamp)?

Oh! haha. THe lamp means licking a mean pussy! haha

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plimp

A man in a funny looking suit that still thinks his old-school ways compell people.

Generally they are found in highly urban areas; outside of local markets and preying upon homely women.

A plimp is a well dressed man, usually in an extravagent suit and a remarkable hat, who possesses little to no communication skills and (a gold tooth) or gold teeth.

Jessi said some plimp tried to recruit her walking out of the IGA!

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gumpenstump

A person who is known to be especially goofy.

Little to no athletic ability, agility or coordination.

Completely unsmooth.

I can't believe that gumpenstump is tryin' out for the team!

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apeckham

A clever and ingenuitive person with a great sense of humor.

Hey who created urban dictionary?

Duh.. it was a apeckham

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