gopher

n. A low-ranking employee who is made to do the bidding of their superiors. So-called because they are often running around doing various small tasks.

I have no job security. I'm just a gopher!

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bruk

Jamaican slang. White equivalent is "burn".
'Bruk!' is an expression that can be shouted out when another person has failed at an attempt in doing something, been told off, or generally has made an ass of themself.

Loser: 'Hey baby, wanna get with a real man'?
Heet: 'Sorry, I don't date smacktards'.
Casual Observer: 'Bruk'!

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pulling shirt

n. A garment to which you are particularly attached due to its acting as something of a lucky charm when it comes to wooing the opposite sex (pulling).

I get lucky almost every time I wear my pulling shirt.

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remy

Short for Remy Martin, an expensive Cognac liquer, often referred fondly to by various rappers.

When I guzzle Remy, I do shit on purpose - you NEVER hear me say 'forgive me'.

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heel

(n) In professional wrestling, a "bad" guy.

Stone Cold Steve Austin turned heel after joining forces with Mr. McMahon.

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shirtfull

(n) a set or large breasts, such that they fill out a woman's shirt nicely.

Man, that heet sure has a shirtfull! I want to shoot a load right on those puppies!

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dick-all

Slang term meaning 'nothing'. Can also mean 'anything' if a double negative is used.
See bugger-all, shit-all, cock-all.

1. You've done dick-all since you got here!
2. That idiot doesn't know dick-all!

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