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security

Something that is foreign to Microsoft.

Microsoft's Internet Explorer has hundreds of security flaws.

by Qbert August 1, 2004

225๐Ÿ‘ 58๐Ÿ‘Ž


security

The act of not putting out at a party, specifically for girls. Can also refer to a crack team of cock blocking friends that travel in packs to protect one another.

The girl had some tight security, so I didn't get laid.

by Wingman, 1st Degree May 24, 2006

54๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


security

1: A small town attatched to Colorado Springs, Colorado. Just as a dung beetle must still have an asshole, so must the home of James Dobson and Focus on the Family have a place to dump their trash.

2: Adj. The concept of safety, as one might feel when inside of a bulldozer demolishing government buildings, or when hiding beneath a tractor-trailor from police officers.

3: N. The organization devoted to finding undesirables on the property of a private organization. These persons are also referred to as "rent-a-cops" and "those guys with the flashlights oh man hide the stash oh man oh man I'm so high oh man look at the lights oh... hey who are those guys" in general conversation.

4: A part of someone's financial portfolio.

Security! Escort these hooligans from my property. With a taser.

by Shuffle September 14, 2005

43๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


Secure

Secure is the next stage up from safe .(see safe) It is safer than safe so it is secure.

'fuckin secure mate'

by wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwooooooooooooooo August 19, 2005

58๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


secure

to control a girl when they are whining on a man

e.g boy: will you be able to secure her boy: yeah I can handle her

if I dance on you can you secure me? yh I can secure you

by OMGLOOK@MYBUTT June 22, 2015

44๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


securer

A much shorter and better mouth-feeling way of saying 'more secure'.

"This is securer than that."

by leftiger March 15, 2019


secure

1. To fasten, or hold down

2. To protect

1. I like my hands secured to the bed durring sex

2. Secure the fort!

by shane February 14, 2004

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