mud instead of wind

What you get when you think your fart is gonna be air but instead its mud. its a 50/50 gamble.

I tought I was gonna rip a nice fart but i actually shit my pants.
Ah my friend, you got mud instead of wind.

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FRUSHER EFFECT

GOING LIMP DURING SEX OR BEING JACKED OFF BY YOUR PARTNER AND SUDDENLY YOUR DONG GOES LIMP

" I HEAR STEVE WENT LIMP DURING SEX LAST NIGHT, IT MUST HAVE BEEN THE FRUSHER EFFECT

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TITTY BASHING

When a girl with big tits smacks a guy in the head with her large mounds during sex.

When a stripper whacks her knockers on guys head during a stripping session

My head hurts Joe. That stripper gave me a good titty bashing last night.

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Carbunkle

A spark plug sized turd similar to a dingleberry that hangs off of a dog's ass in the winter while piching a loaf in the freezing cold.

It's freezing out. I hope Rover doesn't get a carbunkle after he takes his shit.

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In between ravine

refers to a person's anus.

My in between ravine was stinking after eating all that spicy food.

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grenade horn

a horn that used by a guy to warn other guys know that a grenade (ugly chick) is in the area.

Thank God Paulie sounded off the Grenade Horn so I could hide from her before she saw me.

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wind or mud

the toughest decision a person must make when they have to fart. they must decide if the fart is going to be wind or mud (shart). its a risk especially if you're out in public and have no back up underwear/clothing.

i was in the movie theater and had to fart. i wasnt sure if it was going to be wind or mud so i held it in.

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