Beagle

An incorrect reference to an edible doughnut-shaped roll (bagel).

I gave the beagle a bagel.

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881

Esoteric internet text equivalent for "BB!" ("byebye!)

Luvya trish, 881, doll!

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5 second rule

An informal notion that food dropped onto the ground is still edible if retrieved within a five second time frame. Variations exist; 30-second rule, 2-minute rule, et cetera.

Damn, that was the last potato chip. Oh well, 5 second rule in effect, right?

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hair band

Generalized description of any of the 80's rock bands recognized for teased hair, large followings, high profile lifestyles, etc.

'Quiet Riot'? Oh my god, I can't believe you consider that a hair band.

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NASCAR Dad

Middle-aged blue-collar male tending toward conservatism. An updated term to counter soccer mom. See also NASCAR Dads.

It is no surprise to note the influence of the coveted NASCAR dad vote to the successful election of King George.

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walleyed

An indelicate term used to denote the occasion or common occurence of one's eye wandering involuntarily.
see lazy eye

"Oh, Christ, I ain't dancin' with no walleyed girl, Dale."

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Cosbyed

The occasion of a black person berating another black person on the perceived basis of intentional ignorance

"Damn, man, cuz done Cosbyed me for da last time, yo."

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