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A "Quick Drink"

used to calm a person’s nerves as they plot murder. Best if taken on an empty stomach, and when you have gone many days without sleeping. The lack of sleep and food helps this “quick drink” to intoxicate you to the fullest extent possible, while still only having a small amount of alcohol. This is used to remedy stressed caused by killing those close to you in order to achieve personal ambitious goals.

I need a "quick drink"!

by klejackson May 6, 2009

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