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When you take Tequila shots without the salt or lemons
Nobody was into Paul until they realized how kevincore he was at the party. Now he's banging a new babe by the hour, has been promoted at work, and has liver problems
Standard issue ah beng argument when threatened meaning "who the fuck u think u r m8?!?1!1!!"
Normal human being: Yo man, you can't park on the disabled spot
Ah beng: Lu si hamang?!?!?
Normal human being: omfg how ableist of me
When your sexuality is being incredibly dense and not realizing you're being hit on. Usually really nice guys, too nice or even borderline gay. Only realizes a few days after and goes on an alcohol rampage after.
hot person: *flirts with person
hot person: Hey I'm tired, wanna be a big strong man and get me a room ;)?
eshan: *gets room, hugs hottie, leaves
hot person: wtf?? is he... an eshansexual??
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when a dude fucks up and denies responsibility
Sean got this 14 y/o pregnant and decided to ditch her. What a fucking ukipenis
Kuching slang, meaning to wait around for something new and better forever without ever getting it.
That dude has been wai fai-ing for a new Sony phone since forever. Get over it, just buy the latest and be happy with it!
when your sexuality is fucking up the oppressing class
Timur is so commie he only screws over the upper class. What a marxsexual!
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A sarcastic remark you use to praise a stupid friend that probably won't even sense the sarcasm
Said friend would even probably reply, "at least I'm fucking something" to cover the fact that they're a virgin and still making low ball sex jokes outside a Seinfeld sketch
friend: *does something stupid
you: you're fucking amazing
friend: at least I'm fucking something!!1!!1
you: great. now you're fucking amazing, and a virgin