cps

chicago public schools

guy:hey man, how you doin'?
guy2:not bad, except i got sentence to a year of jail time.
guy:why?
guy2:for robbing cps.
guy:...

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emu

a large bird that lays large eggs.

and no, we americans don't pronounce emu emyoo,why don't you learn something about america before you say something

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typewriter

the longest word that can be typed using only the top keys

typewriter- is that a COINCIDENCE?

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ptc

pirates of the caribbean

pirates of the caribbean. ptc

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earthican

somebody from the planet earth.

im an earthican you're an earthican

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: (

an emoticon for sadness

i am soooooo sad : ( : (

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the latualatuka chain letter

It is a really annoying chain letter that goes a little something like this:
In 1945, a young girl named Katu Lata Kulu came to America from Africa in a grey boat. A mysterious man killed her by cutting the words LATUALATUKA into her back. Now that you have read this message, she will come to your house on a full moon and steal your soul unless you do the following:

Copy and paste this chain letter as a comment for three other videos.

That's an example of the latualatuka chain letter. If you've visited Youtube in the year 2007, you'll find that this is getting way out of hand. Whenever you see it, I suggest you respond with this:
In 2007, a really cool girl named Sasha went to Youtube in search of a video to watch, and instead read that chain letter. Feeling annoyed, she set out in search of Katu Lata Kulu. On the next full moon, Katu Lata Kulu came to her house to steal her soul. But what she didn't know was that Sasha was a professional ghost slayer. So she won't be bothering anyone anymore. Now that you have read this message, Sasha will come and kick your butt if you do the following:

Repost another chain letter in which something bad will happen to you if you don't repost it.

xxSeXyxxGiRl:Oh no!
someonewithascreename:what?
xxSeXyxxGiRlxx:It's the latualatuka chain letter!

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