shit bit

The digital equivalent of "shit lit".

Fernando won't go to the john without his iPad because he has to read some good shit bit.

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crap app

An mobile app you only play while taking a dump.

Stanislaw was on the shitter for two hours playing Draw Something. It's a total crap app.

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man

A sentence suffix which, when added, makes anyone sound like the Dude from "The Big Lebowski".

Four score and seven years ago, man. - A. Lincoln

I have a dream, man. - MLK

To be or not to be? That is the question, man. - Wm. Shakespeare

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breastigious

When a woman has infamous boobs.

Modern Family's Sofía Vergara is breastigious.

nutsack of nowhere

a remote location with absolutely nothing of interest around

After driving for a 100 miles, we found a dive coffee shop in the nutsack of nowhere.

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grooveballs

adj. (groov-balz) An alternative expression for groovy in the sense that everything is good.

Pedro: I have slain the dragon, rescued the princess and restored order to the kingdom.

Norbert: Grooveballs.

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