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A sock a man wears over his penis when he goes to the tanning salon to tan to prevent it from getting sun burned.
It is advised to always bring a dick sock when you fake bake. What's the point of looking tan and sexy if your dick is burnt.
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when a nosey person trys to listen to someone elses conversation.
Watch out for that girl in the chair she always trys to ear hustle our conversation.
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Everyonee is WRONG- 420 is the police code for a weed bust!
Officer Brinkly we have a 420 on a white cargo van.
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When a person takes the drug extasy and lays down to sleep instead of dance.
Man that pill was lame all I did was chill all night,I hate when I e tard.
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a short nap when you know you have to get up soon.
I am going home to get a cat nap before we go out.
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A whore dog is a man whore or slut. A male that will fuck anything or anybody that walks no matter how they look or smell.
Your man is such a whore dog,why do you stay with him?
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how your body feels after great sex!
That was great I am so jellowed!
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