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blueshell

Ruining friendships since 1996

guy 1: im about to win
guy 2: i dont think so *throws blueshell*
guy 1: fuuuuuuuucccck, were no longer friends
guy 2: :(

by lolman63 December 12, 2018

26👍 1👎


woman dick

A MAN

guy 1: look at this woman dick
guy 2: that is a man dressed as a girl
guy 1: shit...

by lolman63 December 12, 2018

6👍 6👎


jake the dog

a savage who has token a day long nap

"im gonna take a day long nap now" - jake the dog

by lolman63 December 13, 2018


fusion

Gems having sex without a bed.

me: wanna fusion me

by lolman63 December 10, 2018


my Wife

a bitch that takes your money, your kids, your car, your house and your dignity!

guy 1: my wife took everything
guy 2: well at least you have your dignity
guy 1: no, she took that to

by lolman63 December 12, 2018

51👍 24👎