jackass

a mtv and mtv2 tellie show about a crew made up of:
johnny knoxville, bam margera, ryan dunn, steve-o, chris pontius, and a couple other dudes.

swooning teen chick 1: "omg, ryan is so fucken hot!"
swooning teen chick 2: "no! bam is!"
swooning teen chick 3: "uhh your both wrong; steve-o is!"
swooning teen chick 4: "johnny is the hottest of the jackass crew!"
*swooning teen chicks begin to argue about who's the hottest*
teen chick 5: *quietly* "hell, i'd do 'em all."

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paris hilton

skinny, richer than fuck, fake-baked, bleach haired, easy, lying, bitch. rocks, diapers, and even doorknobs are smarter that this "famous" whore. also calls everything (and i mean everything) "hot";

can be used as a verb to describe her paris hilton-ites, or anything paris would do/say/buy/etc.

teen chick 1: OMG, jenny look at her hair! she's so paris hilton.
teen chick 2: yeah but it's hot.

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dumb-head

word to call someone when you can't think of anything else to call them.

*teens in deep discussion about the chicken/tuna thing*
teen 1: okay, seriously, is it chicken or tuna?!
teen 2: omg! you're such a...dumb-head!

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ryan dunn

Bam Margera's close friend, appears/is on the shows "Viva La Bam", "Jackass" (part of the crew), and "Bam's Unholy Union", and has flipped 8 cars (one with Raab Himself and Bam Margera).

girl 1: "OMG, he looks just like Ryan Dunn!"
girl 2: "Holy crap! He does!"
girl 1: "OMG, it is!!"

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robin

retard;
to be used instead of retard when around parents/elders.

girl 1: "gosh girl 2, your such a retard!"
girl 1's mom: "girl 1, don't say that! it's rude!"

instead...

girl 1: "gosh girl 2, your such a robin!"
girl 1's mom: "your girls and your inside jokes..."

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yehh

another way to spell "yeah". can also be spelled "yeh".

*friends on msn*
sk8_grl_1: hey want 2 go 2 the movies saturday?
sk8_grl_2: yehh.

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pickle fucker

the worst possible initiation ritual in high school that seniors did to one freshman dude in particular, consisting of getting his pants ripped down, having a pickle shoved in his ass, and having to walk ten feet. it fell out, and he had to take a bite and try the ten feet again. he finished the task after taking four bites.
(this was from clerks 2.)

jay: hey, thanks piclke fucker. *'pickle fucker' gave them his mooby's food, in doubt he wouldn't like it*
graves: how do you know we call him pickle fucker?
jay: you call him pickle fucker?
(paraphrasing from clerks 2.)

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