Paris Hilton

1. One who looks like a cross between Big Bird, Montgomery Burns from the Simpsons, and a toucan.
2. See: attention-whore, one who has done nothing to get where she is, no talent, racist, stupid, spoiled.
3. Shallow people believe that those who see her for what she is - a stupid, untalented, skanky, uninteresting, ugly waste of space are fat and ugly and poor.

Nikki Ann: OMG Paris Hilton is so kewl! If u hate her ure fat and ugly and poor and jellous!
Me: I'm actually quite skinny, good-looking, and not jealous and not poor.

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Middle School

7th and 8th grade. Fucking shitpile run by crackwhore teachers.

Look at all those middle school boys. They need to get laid.

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Speshmal

Comes from a girl (me) who got tired of saying 'special' and spelling it. So instead was inspired to make it speshmal.

Lucy: "I'm very speshmal."

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pants allergies

someone who is allergic to her pants ((sophia))

sophia is allergic to her pants she had to go to the e.r. last night

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moob

a moob is a man boob

Oh my god evans moob just smacked that kid in the face!!!!!!

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P town

Pretty much any town that begins with a "P." Where I'm from, it's either Pennington, NJ, or Princeton, NJ.

"Yo let's go to ptown tonight"

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mormon

A definition I wrote which got consored because I said that polygamy was wrong.

The possession and trafficking of young girls is slavery

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