Wigdana

A combination of a wig and bandana.

If I didn't know better, I could swear Brett Michaels wears a wigdana.

Growth

The boyfriend of a girl you are interested in, or conversely the girlfriend of a boy you are interested in.

I'd ask her out, but she has a growth.

I don't mind if you bring your growth to the party.

Too bad he has a growth. I'd like to jump his bones...

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Overstandment

When you are in a relationship and either party has an exaggerated sense of the level of commitment or understanding you have between you, even though no real commitment or understanding has been discussed.

I think I have an overstandment with Jane. I told her I didn't want to have a relationship and wasn't into commitment, but now that we're having sex she's already talking about when we are getting engaged.