splooge

it is literally sperm. nothing else. just cum.

i was fapping last night and i splooged all over my bed sheets

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dat

Shorter version of that (cuz the internet is fucking lazy)

hey, can you pass me dat thing?

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simpians

a Simpians is a species of human with an abnormally large penis, measuring upwards of 8 inches.

“Have you seen James? My guy is packing at least 9 inches, he must be a Simpians!”

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