TPS

Tim Hortons Positioning System. Similiar to GPS.

Sixth sense every Canadian is born with, used to locate the nearest Tim Hortons.

Billie: "20 hours, no sleep, need CAFFEINE"

Bob:"Well turn left here, my TPS is going off"

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Sticky-paws

When tape is placed uner the paws of cat for the amusement of humans.

Mr.Whiskers: "What's with the funny walk?"

Mittens: "Damn humans and their sticky-paws!!!"

Bushpeg

Word shouted out from speeding cars to unsuspecting by-standers for purpose of enraging and confusing.

Scene: Two women stand unsuspectingly outside a movie theatre, when a menacingly red sunfire approaches.

"BUSHPEG!" shouts the passenger.

*The women look at eachother, perplexed, and add a definition to UD.*

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Cave

A tunnel that has and end

Bob: "Let's explore this tunnel."

Frank: "Oh no! a DEAD END!"

Bob: "I guess its a cave then."

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Facecreep

The act of going through every photo/video/piece of information for one given person on Facebook.

Billie: "You HAVE to see the ears on this kid!"

Bob:"Then let us commence facecreeping"

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