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Pecker Checker

That Fucking Flaming, Faggot standing at the urinal next to you...
And he isn't even Pisssssssssing!!!

" I think that Pecker Checker wanted to be a Peter eater for a day"?

by mavros April 8, 2006

21πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž


Uranus

The Brown star located at the center of the "Ass" Constalation.

Erney: "Man, I'm so tired, Bill"
Bill: " Why, what were you doing last night"?
Erney: "I was staring at Uranus all night"!
Erney: " Hey... slow down Bill, Where are you running off to"?
( 2 sec. later, Bill is just a small dot all the way down the road).
Erney: "What did I say"?

by mavros April 27, 2006

184πŸ‘ 91πŸ‘Ž


tea baggin

to dunk your nads in the bitches mouth.
You know... The old "In & Out" Routine.

It seems like Big Mamma was tea baggin too mucken futch...
I can't understand what his {or her?} definition is supposed to say? Big Mamma says: "UUUUUUHHHHH, iuyevosQKAsijh AKYRefiwareuhrbtc98eas74hr=-" What evah!!!

by mavros April 17, 2006

24πŸ‘ 39πŸ‘Ž


double assed

A realy fat person who looks like they have an ass in the front as well as the back.

Large Marge looks like she could shit out the front or back end, da bitch is double assed!!!

by mavros April 8, 2006

5πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


mahstourah

Greek word for "Marajuana"

"Vrey Malaka... Thos taw Mahstourah ethou,
pios ise see? Bogart?
Translation: Hey jerkoff... Give me the marajuana,
Who are you? Bogart?

by mavros April 9, 2006

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


pigmy gumdrop

A very small but erect nipple on a huge tit.

Damn...check out the pigmy gumdrops on that biatch.

by mavros April 3, 2006

15πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


belly bomb

Any type of food, (usualy like a big mac) that makes you sick!

Damn, I ate that belly bomb and it wants out faster than it went down!

by mavros April 24, 2006

36πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž