loan shark

Someone that lends people money in emergencies, but with an extemely high interest rate, such as 100% or 200% of the original loan.

"Hey, man. You goin' to tha movies with me tonight?"
"Can't afford it, bro. I'm gonna be paying this loan shark back 'til the day I die."

hair band

bands from the 1980s known as much for their music as their huge, flowing heads of hair.

I like '80s hair bands, like Bon Jovi

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just good friends

The relationship between a man and woman when they (usually the woman)decide to not take it beyond the platonic level. A woman's request to be "just good friends" can come as a disappointment to the man, who's ultimate goal is usually to have sex with every woman on Earth.

I was just about to tap that, when she said we should be "just good friends."

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girly men

What the Governator calls Democrats. Funny when said with an Austrian accent.

I weel deestroy zee girly men, like een my mofee, T3: RISE OF THE MACHINES!!!!

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come to jesus

v. To acquire Christianity as one's religion

"Yeah, Christina was such a sinner 'til she came to Jesus."

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coozy

In the South, a cylindrical styrofoam beer can insulator, useful for keeping one's beer cool while keeping their hand warm and dry.

Get me a beer, and put it in a coozy for me.

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