Jewbag

A treat bag given to attendees of a Bar/Bat Mitzvah.

I went to Bobby the Jew's Bar Mitzvah and he gave me a sweet jewbag

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throw juice

1. a euphemism for ejaculation.
also:
cranberry juice = period blood
strawberry juice = regular blood

2. throw a juicebox or some such thing to someone who has asked for it

1. Yo, I'ma throw juice up in her box, nah mean?

2. Hey bro, can you throw me that juice?

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Monk

I can't believe no one has given the real defintion yet. A monk is a dedicated religious person who lives in a monastery.

Monks love teh monastery.

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