pull up girl

When a girl is so fat that you have to pull the layers up to find her vagina.

If you're going to hit that pull up girl, it's going to take a lot of energy to get up those layers.

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day sick

When you pretend like you are sick all day but then someone asks you to go out at night and all of a sudden you're all better.

Day: Honey, I'm so sick. You take care of the kids.

Night: I'm feeling a little better. Joe asked me to go to the bar. See you later.

Wife: I thought you were sick
Husband: I was just day sick.

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