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Camel Day

A Day where You Eat a Shit Ton of Food and Drink a Helluva Lot of Water so You don't have to Eat and Drink for a Few Days

Guy 1: Oh Dude Today is My Camel Day!

Guy 2: Oh that's Good Man. Make Sure to Eat some for Me

by mephistopheles July 29, 2021


Love

Love is an Exponential Emotion that when You Truly Feel it for any One Person, You KNOW You Feel it. It's Often Described as Butterflies or some Shit but that isn't close. Love is something You'd Make the Greatest Sacrifice for.. when I Say the Greatest Sacrifice, that doesn't Mean Laying Your Life Down for Someone, but Giving a Life to that Someone with You Alongside them. You Live Your Life with Them. Love is when You Admire Every Aspect of that Special Someone. Love is when You Feel a Connection so Deep with Someone that the very Thought of being Separated by anything Physically Hurts.

I Love You so very Much Darling.

by mephistopheles December 2, 2020


Someone

someone has too much time on their hands

by mephistopheles September 24, 2003

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jokeface

Refers to a human being who possess a face with comedic qualities, such that the face can be considered to be a joke. This results in people viewing the face to laugh or smile at the comedy.

"Look at that breh, he's a total jokeface!! I'm cracking up looking at this breh!"

"I've been laughing so hard at that jokeface that it's starting to hurt my ribs!"

by mephistopheles October 19, 2004

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