mountain lion

A cougar is in her 40"s. A woman 50yrs or older who shouldn't be trying to date at all unless she's chasing an 80 yr old man is a mountain lion. Wrinkled, worn out and loose.

I was checking out from a distance what I thought was a cougar, then she turned around and I felt sick. It was an old mountain lion on the loose!

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