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The art of shaving/waxing/trimming a woman's pubic hair into different shapes and configurations, for aesthetic reasons, for her pleasure and that of her partner. The easiest shape to achieve is, without doubt, "the landing strip". A heart shape can be achieved with a stencil. The squirrel and peacock are more challenging.
Last night I spent ages shaving and trimming and waxing my bits, just to get a nice, neat little bush. It's a fucking work of art now, pure pussy topiary.
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North East England, dialect, phrasal verb: to twist your ankle while walking or running causing you to stumble.
A typical 'coggle over' conversation:
Ow!
Whatâs the matter?
Nothing, just coggled over... Aaargh, me ankle, it fuckinâ knacks, man!
Yer daft cunt.
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Combination of the words âpornâ and âconnoisseurâ to indicate someone (male or female) who is a discerning and responsible consumer of pornography, as opposed to someone who wanks off to whatever they can find or someone whose tastes are highly dubious.
A pornoisseur:
* possesses a great deal of knowledge about pornography and awareness of its genres, gained over many years, but is not remotely interested in viewing anything sick, abusive or illegal
* has informed and discriminating taste and can distinguish the good porn from the bad
* enjoys porn and recommends it to their friends as part of a healthy sexual relationship
Yeah, I suppose you could call me a pornoisseur: I spent ages in a sex shop the other day choosing DVDs. Thereâs a lot to take into consideration as those DVDs ainât cheap!: production values, how hot are the women, how hot are the men, how long is it, whatâs the genreâ¦
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The feeling of sudden and profound lethargy/drowsiness which often follows a particularly long and intense fucking session. Not limited to men; can also be experienced by women, usually post-orgasm(s).
We really went for it on Friday night, did it every fucking which way⦠up the arse, double dip, triple dip, 69, him on top, me on top, doggy styleâ¦. afterwards we were both knackered: total and utter fuck fatigue. I was out for the count for about an hour!
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